Me: I saw a Bentley today, parked outside the leasing office.
Blake: Yeah?
Me: It had crazy lightning-bolt headlight.
Blake: Let me look it up. What color?
Me: Black. I wouldn't notice it but for the lightning-bolt headlight.
Blake: Didn't see one on the website. Let me google "Bentley with lightening-bolt headlight." Hmmm. No result. I am pretty sure "lightening-bolt headlight" is not the way to describe it. I will ask Zeb.
Me: It was actually a good-looking car.
Blake: Yeah, did you see the interior? Red leather?
Me: No, I didn't see the inside. I mean it is actually a proportional car. No crazy front hood. Four seats. A beautiful, normal-looking car.
Blake: Nah... (let out a gruesome cry of admiration) BMW @#$%^&*!@~!!! (then another more gruesome cry of admiration)
Me: Urrr, that's such an ugly car. Enormous front hood and a tiny little butt. And only two seats for the price. It is weird-looking, a total lack of functionality, and mad expensive. How could you like something so strange?
Blake: Weird-looking, no functionality, and expensive... That sounds like your high heels to me!
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