It was David's birthday on Tuesday. There are many remarkable things about this individual, a number of which are particularly endearing.
He is from Minnesota and loves spam. He wears a viking helmet to celebrate his Swedish heritage. He bikes like a maniac. And he and his French girlfriend Cecile are the most intensely antagonistic couple during board games.
For his birthday, Cecile made cupcakes that perfectly captured the different terrains in a map of Catan.
The rest of us who are not as culinarily gifted honored this important day with an epic game of Munchkin.
In the middle of this game, Zach--who was short on role-defining cards--unleashed his dissatisfaction:
"You are a master wizard and thief and cleric super munchkin halfling. But what am I? I don't have a race OR occupation. I have no job, and not even a race to be discriminated against so that I can get a job."
You mean affirmative action?
But still, well said, Zach. Welcome to the 99%.
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